
I have to admit that the recent assassination of Iranian general Qassem Soleimanni could launch a major conflict. Though with every conflict there seems to be the opportunity to mock the Magdalo, right? I remembered the time I actually wrote about Representative Gary Alejano campaigning by fighting off the Chinese army himself. Now, it's time to write a new joke article to make fun of Alejano after he lost last 2019. Now, it's time to even ask if you're willing to join Alejano in aiding the U.S. in its most recent conflict with Iran.
This may be his final chance to redeem himself. If he really wants to redeem himself then boy do I have a suggestion for him. The condition for his possible redemption is that it must be a Do-or-Die Mission. That is he must either return victorious from the battle or NEVER return. After all, Filipinos have had enough of his false promises and cowardice, right?